Camera manufacturers, has this ever happened to you?
Camera manufacturers, have you tried to leak your camera, but no one noticed that the specs were live on your Luxembourg website for two hours? Have you sent an anonymous email with the specs to a blogger, who thought it was sent from some crazy person and ignored it? Have you accidentally left a pre-release brochure on someone's doorstep only for a stray dog to pick it up and take it away?
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